Lazy Capitalist

It's days like today where I am hemoraging money, my car is broke down, can't find a job, have to pay for tuition, and pay rent where I start to wish that our society had more socialism in it. Maybe that's just me being lazy, not wanting to waste the only life I have competing for ephemeral possessions out of antiquated notions of achievement. Or perhaps it's the capitalist in me wanting to be selfish and take away from others who wish to engage in conspicious consumption.